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My horror of hallucination

My horror of hallucination

To Noonoo land is where I go betwixt my mudddled imagination . amidst a mess and a half of bewilderment I...

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Happy birthday Matthew...

Happy birthday Matthew Scott Harris

Yours truly snapped, popped,
and cracked his crown out cervix
(I'll spare ye the bloody...

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CLIFF HANGER

Lives life on the edge driving an old banger
Let me introduce you all to Mr Cliff Hanger
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A vivacious vole?

A vivacious vole?

Something scuttled speedily scarily I see a skirting board with a small round hole . yikes I jump onto a...

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Sinking feeling springs...

courtesy sucker punched by vehicular travails

Sinking feeling springs eternal...

Truckload of banshees muffled
as more'n yours truly wails
he feels wheely tired
as one...

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Jinxed with accursed...

Jinxed with accursed automobile woes

Small fortune already spent
to maintain 2009 Hyundai Sonata
(pray cuz I love genii, or even...

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Gone

Gone

Lost my writing mojo
my thoughts have nowhere to go
there staying in my heart
and don'...

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Google On

Google On

WOW! What a jam packed week ahead..
I've no time to rest or sleep.
I'm working 8 hours each...

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The Rackets!!

The Rackets!!

Patricia played the piano, Patrick loved the drums, both of them sat making rackets all the time on their...

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Nothing boot toe till rot...

Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet...

Attempting nightly ritual
nsync with sole and
instep of beat
January second 21:08...

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Sid and Sam

Sid and Sam

Sid was the slitheriest of snakes, he could slide down a tree in the speediest of shakes..right from the...

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Toxic Express

(inspired by this green seat while traveling in India)

Toxic Express

I boarded the rustbucket
at the bus station
In quite a rush
to get to my destination...

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Vocabulist nonalcoholic...

Vocabulist nonalcoholic punchdrunk stupor January 1st, 2020

Unlike the vast population swath,
with painful hangover
average celebrant merely
doth...

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My Butt Hurts

My Butt Hurts

I pulled a
hamstring
Today
While
Patrolling
The
Beat

No...

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TAKING A LITTLE TRIP

Taking a little trip but I'm unsure where to go
Somewhere warm perhaps or maybe covered in snow...

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Transient troubadour...

Transient troubadour traverses terrestrial terrain

'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I...