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Humour

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Gone

Gone

Lost my writing mojo
my thoughts have nowhere to go
there staying in my heart
and don'...

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Google On

Google On

WOW! What a jam packed week ahead..
I've no time to rest or sleep.
I'm working 8 hours each...

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The Rackets!!

The Rackets!!

Patricia played the piano, Patrick loved the drums, both of them sat making rackets all the time on their...

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Nothing boot toe till rot...

Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet...

Attempting nightly ritual
nsync with sole and
instep of beat
January second 21:08...

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Sid and Sam

Sid and Sam

Sid was the slitheriest of snakes, he could slide down a tree in the speediest of shakes..right from the...

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Toxic Express

(inspired by this green seat while traveling in India)

Toxic Express

I boarded the rustbucket
at the bus station
In quite a rush
to get to my destination...

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Vocabulist nonalcoholic...

Vocabulist nonalcoholic punchdrunk stupor January 1st, 2020

Unlike the vast population swath,
with painful hangover
average celebrant merely
doth...

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My Butt Hurts

My Butt Hurts

I pulled a
hamstring
Today
While
Patrolling
The
Beat

No...

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TAKING A LITTLE TRIP

Taking a little trip but I'm unsure where to go
Somewhere warm perhaps or maybe covered in snow...

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Transient troubadour...

Transient troubadour traverses terrestrial terrain

'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I...

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A Young Man's Self-...

(Embarrassment is a strange feeling)

Humiliation. Embarrassment.
Posing for the girls there that night:
Pants down for the camera...

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SO MANY QUESTIONS MUMMY

How does Santa Claus know where I live ?
He has so many presents to deliver and give
I have...

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WATCH OUT SANTA CLAUS

Santa Claus is a naughty fellow in my eyes
Under the influence with sherry and mince pies
...

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Many British Thermal Units...

Many British Thermal Units needed...

To heat these lovely bag of bones
more so than required to generate clones
aging...

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Run turkey run

Run turkey run

Run turkey run like a rocket if you are able, do you want to be frozen in a freezer with a price tag label...

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SLEEPING WITH ANIMALS


Is it strange to take a chicken to my bed ?
Not a usual occurrence it has to be said
...