Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Waiting for good dough

Waiting for good dough

No matter yours truly
(potential rising star -
analogous to ascending yeast)
bred for...

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A Right Rib-Tickler ?

A Right Rib-Tickler ?

Everybody everywhere loves a good old laugh, it helps keep the Doctor from your door coz its a tonic and a...

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Stark realization, I harbor...

Stark realization, I harbor sacrilegious objection...

Against merry christmas premature blowout,
(or otherwise) ejaculation galore burnout,
hence I...

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I`M STANDING HERE BESIDE YOU

I`M STANDING HERE BESIDE YOU

When I have passed
Don`t morn me

I haven’t
really gone
I’m standing here...

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BONES AND STONES

Beware of the fish it may contain bones
The olives and dates could also have stones
Food can...

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Nuttin boot mieskeit goyim...

Nuttin boot mieskeit goyim...

lives among this nebbish atheist of Jewish ancestry

Tongue in cheek Yiddish
humor to...

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And so this is Christmas.....

Grandma left the sleigh at the grinches house
rudolf took a vacation and the elfs couldn't find any...

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WHERE IS PADDINGTON BEAR ?

I arrived at Paddington just before ten
It was nice to visit this place once again
Why then...

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Trawling through the...

Trawling through the internet??

Ordering this for her and that for him and socks with chocks for cousin Jim.. trawling through the...

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Tickle my feet God

Tickle my  feet God

Whisper in my ears
tickle my feet God
let me know you are there
sing me a song God...

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Purple people eater viz...

Purple people eater viz hits sleep deprived cannibal

Began during wee hours
of December first
tooth house sand nineteen
steeply self...

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Most imp potent playbook...

'bout fluffiness of hair after washing

Most imp potent playbook page...

Now get ready for...
yup intelligent persiflage
determining if potty "talk" gauge
...

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Following Women Around The...

Following Women Around The Grocery Store

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.
I would follow women around the grocery store...

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Sleeping Beauty move over,...

Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition

Ain't no vicious rumor,
but dead serious joke
cuz no princess
can kiss bajillion times...

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“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee”
his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard.. bellowing down beyond...

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Theif of the night

Sleep robber,
pillow grabber,
wide eyed,
theif of the night,
lost sleep,...