Humiliation. Embarrassment. Posing for the girls there that night: Pants down for the camera...
How does Santa Claus know where I live ? He has so many presents to deliver and give I have...
Santa Claus is a naughty fellow in my eyes Under the influence with sherry and mince pies ...
To heat these lovely bag of bones more so than required to generate clones aging...
Run turkey run like a rocket if you are able, do you want to be frozen in a freezer with a price tag label...
Is it strange to take a chicken to my bed ? Not a usual occurrence it has to be said ...
No matter yours truly (potential rising star - analogous to ascending yeast) bred for...
Everybody everywhere loves a good old laugh, it helps keep the Doctor from your door coz its a tonic and a...
Against merry christmas premature blowout, (or otherwise) ejaculation galore burnout, hence I...
When I have passed Don`t morn me
I haven’t really gone I’m standing here...
Beware of the fish it may contain bones The olives and dates could also have stones Food can...
lives among this nebbish atheist of Jewish ancestry
Tongue in cheek Yiddish humor to...
Grandma left the sleigh at the grinches house rudolf took a vacation and the elfs couldn't find any...
I arrived at Paddington just before ten It was nice to visit this place once again Why then...
Ordering this for her and that for him and socks with chocks for cousin Jim.. trawling through the...
Whisper in my ears tickle my feet God let me know you are there sing me a song God...
