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Humour

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Last chip

Last chip

can't see
the urgency
in tipping out
your chips..
from the cute
baskit,...

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Dear Eden, (eldest daughter)

Dear Eden, (eldest daughter)

(Garden yourself and Emmanuel
against risking life and limb,
especially as dark shadows edge...

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Sid the snake

Sid the snake

Sid the slithering snake spits out his scournful sting to those who dares to greet him, he’s such a...

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Cosmofunnels just so much...

Cosmofunnels just so much fun!!

Haha I find Cosmofunnel just so much fun and now the hilarious challenge of the ‘Sock’ ditties has begun...

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Where is that sock? Where...

Where is that sock? Where can it be?

Smelly socks upon our feet smouldering amidst the sweaty heat, covering heals and smothering toes.. one’s...

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Up to date

Everything in life is suppose to be up to date lol
the weather,food,records,etc up to date!...

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THE FOGGED IN POEM

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Loo roll and lather ?

Loo roll and lather ?

Everybody everywhere uses loo roll & lather, I’m known as a hoarder with as many packets as I can...

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It’s almost Halloween ??‍♂️

It’s almost Halloween ??‍♂️

There’s knocking on my back door but nobody is there!! I climbed up in my attic and there’s grotesque...

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I Beat Up A Gamestop Employee

I Beat Up A Gamestop Employee

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...

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My Brother Chopped Off His...

My Brother Chopped Off His Hand

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

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Argh... infamous pinwheel...

Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009

alas and alack
myopic staring eyes
bulge out their sockets,
cuz yours truly taken...

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Sick of Shoplifters

Sick of Shoplifters

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...

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Cloud cuckoo land ?

Cloud cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up to all kinds of...

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The dreaded December 1st ?

The dreaded December 1st ?

In amidst the cobwebs, there will be spiders up in there.. is my cuppyhole that is our attic, you have to...

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Sound of running water...

(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine)

Sound of running water prompts urge to urinate

Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,...