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Humour

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Purple people eater viz...

Purple people eater viz hits sleep deprived cannibal

Began during wee hours
of December first
tooth house sand nineteen
steeply self...

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Most imp potent playbook...

'bout fluffiness of hair after washing

Most imp potent playbook page...

Now get ready for...
yup intelligent persiflage
determining if potty "talk" gauge
...

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Following Women Around The...

Following Women Around The Grocery Store

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.
I would follow women around the grocery store...

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Sleeping Beauty move over,...

Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition

Ain't no vicious rumor,
but dead serious joke
cuz no princess
can kiss bajillion times...

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“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee”
his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard.. bellowing down beyond...

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Theif of the night

Sleep robber,
pillow grabber,
wide eyed,
theif of the night,
lost sleep,...

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Last chip

Last chip

can't see
the urgency
in tipping out
your chips..
from the cute
baskit,...

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Dear Eden, (eldest daughter)

Dear Eden, (eldest daughter)

(Garden yourself and Emmanuel
against risking life and limb,
especially as dark shadows edge...

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Sid the snake

Sid the snake

Sid the slithering snake spits out his scournful sting to those who dares to greet him, he’s such a...

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Cosmofunnels just so much...

Cosmofunnels just so much fun!!

Haha I find Cosmofunnel just so much fun and now the hilarious challenge of the ‘Sock’ ditties has begun...

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Where is that sock? Where...

Where is that sock? Where can it be?

Smelly socks upon our feet smouldering amidst the sweaty heat, covering heals and smothering toes.. one’s...

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Up to date

Everything in life is suppose to be up to date lol
the weather,food,records,etc up to date!...

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Loo roll and lather ?

Loo roll and lather ?

Everybody everywhere uses loo roll & lather, I’m known as a hoarder with as many packets as I can...

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It’s almost Halloween ??‍♂️

It’s almost Halloween ??‍♂️

There’s knocking on my back door but nobody is there!! I climbed up in my attic and there’s grotesque...

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I Beat Up A Gamestop Employee

I Beat Up A Gamestop Employee

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...