Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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ME IN THE MIRROR

I looked in the mirror and thought this is me
I am no other person that really is plain to see...

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Heaven's Undocumented...

Heaven's Undocumented worker

Let's get
real
For
A Moment

I have done
Some shit
That may...

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No lentil beans before...

(alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence)

No lentil beans before bedtime unless...

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions...

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THE LADY AND HER SIX HUSBANDS

How many husbands have you had in your life
For I have lost count how many times you have been a...

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DESIGNER SHOES

She wore rainbow coloured laces on her designer shoes
A kaleidoscope of colours but mainly reds and...

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THE MEAN TANGERINE


Let me tell you all a tale of the mean tangerine
One of the baddest fruits I have ever seen...

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A VAMPIRE'S WARNING

I'm a vampire and I'm after your blood
Keep your doors locked you really should
Garlic they...

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well well(9-23-19)

I search for that thirst to drink
inside where my heart thinks
to fill like a cup
but...

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An Abominable Yeti

An Abominable Yeti

He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen,...

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Forever young........

Forever young........

Lol forever young wish it was true ,I look in my mirror and what do I see
a 60 yr old woman staring...

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Heist

Heist

I slipped Ole Saint Nicky
A Christmas mickey
As he hummed silent night

Being nice is...

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Television triptych throwback

Television triptych throwback

Non-bachelor (batch chiller)
"FAKE" horror thriller
available Netflix starring
ghost...

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CREATURE OF HABIT ALWAYS

Creature of habit always goes to bed at eight
Never a minute before and never a minute late
...

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MOB HIT

MOB HIT

Word
was
An olive branch
Was extended
As I was directed
To get in...

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Blood tests at LabCorp...

Blood tests at LabCorp equals vial experience

Friday the thirteenth, (September
tooth house hind nineteen)
dark shadows winessed scads of...

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Yak of the Lonely

Yak of the Lonely

I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only...