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My Brother Chopped Off His...

My Brother Chopped Off His Hand

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

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Argh... infamous pinwheel...

Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009

alas and alack
myopic staring eyes
bulge out their sockets,
cuz yours truly taken...

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Sick of Shoplifters

Sick of Shoplifters

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...

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Cloud cuckoo land ?

Cloud cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up to all kinds of...

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The dreaded December 1st ?

The dreaded December 1st ?

In amidst the cobwebs, there will be spiders up in there.. is my cuppyhole that is our attic, you have to...

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Sound of running water...

(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine)

Sound of running water prompts urge to urinate

Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,...

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ME IN THE MIRROR

I looked in the mirror and thought this is me
I am no other person that really is plain to see...

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Heaven's Undocumented...

Heaven's Undocumented worker

Let's get
real
For
A Moment

I have done
Some shit
That may...

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No lentil beans before...

(alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence)

No lentil beans before bedtime unless...

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions...

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THE LADY AND HER SIX HUSBANDS

How many husbands have you had in your life
For I have lost count how many times you have been a...

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DESIGNER SHOES

She wore rainbow coloured laces on her designer shoes
A kaleidoscope of colours but mainly reds and...

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THE MEAN TANGERINE


Let me tell you all a tale of the mean tangerine
One of the baddest fruits I have ever seen...

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A VAMPIRE'S WARNING

I'm a vampire and I'm after your blood
Keep your doors locked you really should
Garlic they...

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well well(9-23-19)

I search for that thirst to drink
inside where my heart thinks
to fill like a cup
but...

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An Abominable Yeti

An Abominable Yeti

He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen,...

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Forever young........

Forever young........

Lol forever young wish it was true ,I look in my mirror and what do I see
a 60 yr old woman staring...