Humour

I slipped Ole Saint Nicky
A Christmas mickey
As he hummed silent night

Being nice is...

Non-bachelor (batch chiller)
"FAKE" horror thriller
available Netflix starring
ghost...

Creature of habit always goes to bed at eight
Never a minute before and never a minute late
...

Word
was
An olive branch
Was extended
As I was directed
To get in...

Friday the thirteenth, (September
tooth house hind nineteen)
dark shadows winessed scads of...

I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only...

Well, thanks a lot Jillian!
I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one...

I get
the fact
That time
To time
One must
Call in sick

And...

Uh uh tis Friday thirteenth tomorrow just take care where you are going.. as your out there God know’s...

Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad
What an eye full for the passerby coz most of...

I need to find a subject that grips the old heart strings,
I need to write of something, and hope...

Did I forget
You
While I
SPRAYED
My Ink
Across
The web?

...

I am a statue in the grounds of the Queen
So many tourists a day have I seen
My location is...

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking.
I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my...

One size fits all that's what it said
I tried them on and shook my head
The advertisement...

currently
I am lying
Here
In a full Nelson
Under a very
Heavy cat...