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Humour

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Haha Lonely boy ?

Haha Lonely boy ?

Well, thanks a lot Jillian!
I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one...

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Calling In Sick

Calling In Sick

I get
the fact
That time
To time
One must
Call in sick

And...

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Friday 13th ?

Friday 13th ?

Uh uh tis Friday thirteenth tomorrow just take care where you are going.. as your out there God know’s...

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”Have they got no class ?”

”Have they got no class ?”

Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad
What an eye full for the passerby coz most of...

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Death By Pathos

Death By Pathos

I need to find a subject that grips the old heart strings,
I need to write of something, and hope...

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Did I Forget You?

Did I Forget You?

Did I forget
You
While I
SPRAYED
My Ink
Across
The web?

...

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THE QUEEN'S STATUE

I am a statue in the grounds of the Queen
So many tourists a day have I seen
My location is...

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Damn My Uncle!

Damn My Uncle!

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking.
I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my...

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ONE SIZE FITS ALL

One size fits all that's what it said
I tried them on and shook my head
The advertisement...

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Greg In The Lion's Den

Greg In The Lion's Den

currently
I am lying
Here
In a full Nelson
Under a very
Heavy cat...

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LUCKY THIRTEEN

Lucky thirteen was the name of this tired old horse
All bets taken were that he wouldn't finish the...

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I AM ON MY WAY

I AM ON MY WAY


It's the season when men splurge without thinking
For some reason they all just let go and...

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Wry not parody?

Wry not parody?

This wordsmith long in the tooth
unsure if I Cain
or Abel craft a spoof
espying name...

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TELEPHONE AVENUE

Telephone Avenue is a road ahead of time
Blends in nicely in this funny little rhyme
Long...

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H's

The man who can't pronounce H's went to the sop
Whilst he was there he bought a pork cop
A...

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MISTER GORGEOUS


He calls himself Mister Gorgeous get out of his way
Preens in front of the mirror every...