Humour

Lucky thirteen was the name of this tired old horse
All bets taken were that he wouldn't finish the...

It's the season when men splurge without thinking
For some reason they all just let go and...

This wordsmith long in the tooth
unsure if I Cain
or Abel craft a spoof
espying name...

Telephone Avenue is a road ahead of time
Blends in nicely in this funny little rhyme
Long...

The man who can't pronounce H's went to the sop
Whilst he was there he bought a pork cop
A...

He calls himself Mister Gorgeous get out of his way
Preens in front of the mirror every...

Every friggin day
mother hen runs amuck,
while all chicken's
beady eyes appear...

I wonder if that famous actor John Belushi
Happened to like rice and sushi
What of the fine...

studious skinny scruffy scribe

Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sniggering...

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

"Bang head here" that's what the poster said
So that's what I did I banged my head
"...

My cousin was a major pain in the ass, he always wanted to borrow money.
He's 45 years old but he's...

Here is a little tale concerning Mister Hennessey
He came from the American state of Tennessee...

“Cock-a-doodle-do my Cockerel crowed to me
I think he meant “Would I like a free range egg for my...

We have a Mr. Nobody in our house, he dwells within our four brick walls & I know if he’s been out to...