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Humour

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Iamb beak peck tammy eater

Iamb beak peck tammy eater

Every friggin day
mother hen runs amuck,
while all chicken's
beady eyes appear...

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RHYMING ACTORS AND ACTRESSES

I wonder if that famous actor John Belushi
Happened to like rice and sushi
What of the fine...

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Sassy sobriquets schooled...

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...

studious skinny scruffy scribe

Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sniggering...

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Princess Peach Turned Out...

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

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READ THE SIGNS


"Bang head here" that's what the poster said
So that's what I did I banged my head
"...

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My Cousin's Stupid...

My Cousin's Stupid Federal Crime

My cousin was a major pain in the ass, he always wanted to borrow money.
He's 45 years old but he's...

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MISTER HENNESSEY FROM...

Here is a little tale concerning Mister Hennessey
He came from the American state of Tennessee...

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“Cock-a-doodle-do”

“Cock-a-doodle-do”

“Cock-a-doodle-do my Cockerel crowed to me
I think he meant “Would I like a free range egg for my...

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Mr. Nobody

Mr. Nobody

We have a Mr. Nobody in our house, he dwells within our four brick walls & I know if he’s been out to...

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Noah’s Arc

Noah’s Arc

The animals went in two by two
Noah poked’em & prodded ‘em & tried to shoo but not a single...

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I Won't Be Your...

I Won't Be Your Daughter's Sex Slave

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant.
I'll cook but I won't do everything you want.
...

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Unhappy Pappies

Unhappy Pappies

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...

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Tired of feeling sleepy...

Tired of feeling sleepy today - August 17th, 2019

Lashed with fatigue,
eye cannot fend off lethargy
hazy, hot, humid weather zaps
mental...

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Clutter Bug

Clutter Bug

Clutter Bug

How do you do?
Did you hide under my shoe?
Maybe you could give me a...

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We Can Judge

We Can Judge

It is so easy
for humans
to judge

The religious
do it
as they think...