My Cousin's Stupid Federal Crime

My cousin was a major pain in the ass, he always wanted to borrow money.
He's 45 years old but he's so dumb that he still believes in the Easter Bunny.
When he borrowed money, others and I ended up giving him smacks.
The idiot liked to borrow money but he didn't believe in paying it back.
The fool is in prison, he isn't around to try to borrow money anymore.
When he asked for money, I said no so he robbed a bank to be able to buy a PS4.
I told him it would've been much better to try to steal a Playstation console from a store.
Shoplifting is only a misdemeanor but he committed a federal crime to be able to get a PS4.
If he had been caught shoplifting, he would've only gotten a slap on the wrist.
But he's doing hard time in San Quentin and you'd better believe he isn't missed.
When he entered the bank, he pulled out a gun and told everybody to drop to the floor.
He sure isn't a genius, only an idiot would commit a federal crime to be able to get a PS4.