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Go online book a holiday

Go online book a holiday

Are you fed up with this weather ? Go online book a holiday
You deserve a week of sunshine, a...

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A bit of what you fancy?

A bit of what you fancy?

Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease
yes I know it furs your arteries...

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DODGY SHEILA AT AIRPORT...

This dodgy Sheila came from Australia way
Didn't start well when she didn't say good day
She...

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Maisie’s monster-ous mouse

Maisie’s monster-ous mouse

Oh Mam’ma that is lovely as I tucked in my little lamb putting down her bedtime story book called “I am...

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Gimme My Damn Money

It's that time of the month again, your rent is due.
You'd better pay up or I'll beat the hell out...

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hippopotamus & the shrew

hippopotamus & the shrew

“Please don’t hurt me” shrieked the shrew as she sobbed with her mighty yelp
“If you step in my...

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Vidiot

Vidiot

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

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The clock

If you watch the clock too much
then you might get a little
unhappy all work and no play as...

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The mystery of the mushroom

The mystery of the mushroom

I bet you’ve always wondered
why & when field mushrooms grow
Well I shall let you into a...

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My Uncle's Damn Will

My Uncle's Damn Will

It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it's no big deal.
If my uncle wasn't...

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ESCAPING FROM LONDON ZOO

This story could be a joke or could be true
A frog escaped today from London Zoo
With his...

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DOUBLE MEANINGS


Isn't the English language a wonderful thing
What chaos and confusion that can bring
...

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Tubs of slime

Tubs of slime

Slithering sinews of mucassy slime
Children are playing with this all of the time
It’s yukky...

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A BUTCHER'S KNIFE

It's hard being me I have a hard life
I am dear friend a butcher's knife
I'm responsible for...

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Not Down and Out in Beverly...

Not Down and Out in Beverly Hills

It was that time of the month and I sure did dread it.
A deadbeat customer was coming to my store to...

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Why Working For Room and...

Why Working For Room and Board Usually Sucks!

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...