Humour

The animals went in two by two
Noah poked’em & prodded ‘em & tried to shoo but not a single...

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant.
I'll cook but I won't do everything you want.
...

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...

Lashed with fatigue,
eye cannot fend off lethargy
hazy, hot, humid weather zaps
mental...

Clutter Bug

How do you do?
Did you hide under my shoe?
Maybe you could give me a...

It is so easy
for humans
to judge

The religious
do it
as they think...

Are you fed up with this weather ? Go online book a holiday
You deserve a week of sunshine, a...

Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease
yes I know it furs your arteries...

This dodgy Sheila came from Australia way
Didn't start well when she didn't say good day
She...

Oh Mam’ma that is lovely as I tucked in my little lamb putting down her bedtime story book called “I am...

It's that time of the month again, your rent is due.
You'd better pay up or I'll beat the hell out...

“Please don’t hurt me” shrieked the shrew as she sobbed with her mighty yelp
“If you step in my...

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

If you watch the clock too much
then you might get a little
unhappy all work and no play as...

I bet you’ve always wondered
why & when field mushrooms grow
Well I shall let you into a...

It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it's no big deal.
If my uncle wasn't...