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Vidiot

Vidiot

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole from Gamestop.
He grabbed a bunch of cases while the employees were in the back.
My stepson didn't just steal one, he stole a whole stack.
He was proud until I told him that the cases he stole were as empty as his head.
They put the games in the cases when they're purchased and his face turned red.
My stepson likes video games and he's stupid so that makes him a vidiot.
He nailed the final nail in his coffin and I really wanted to kick his butt.
He actually went back to Gamestop and asked if he could have the game discs that go in the cases.
When it comes to funny farms, never in a million years would've I thought he'd go to one of those places.
His crime was so idiotic that they actually believe that he's mentally unstable.
When it comes to being competent to stand trial, they decided he wasn't able.
If he's mentally unstable, I'm Daffy Duck.
My stepson is a vidiot, he really sucks.
He embarrassed his mother and I but we decided it was best to forgive.
But I thank the Lord that he's somebody I no longer have to put up with.

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