??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...
The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit. I have a son who was...
Bowler hat on head and a cup of tea Pretty obvious that this man was from G.B God save the...
Upon poised to strike unsuspecting prey oft times myself she doth cannibal eyes everything...
Dressing gown on, sitting on the couch, Runny nose, a thermometer in my mouth, I've got my...
Extreme docility summarily characterized demeanor, when yours truly pip squeaking...
Sparrowsong have you hired anyone for the job yet?
All the applicants have a College Degree which...
Speaks for itself...
If the Government has their way...
Their bills will be taken out...
What am I doing here and where do I start? Can this be for real? My poor little heart...
He gathered his strength as he walked out the door Too much left unsaid not to ignore The...
By gravity said law linkedin with physics stating that a body at rest will remain thus...
I'm a lonely strawberry which I fear is a big mistake Being beaten into a pulp and end up in a...
I'm going to ban rain during June and July Instead it will be hot,sunny and blue sky During...
I have failed on an epic scale Not my fault I'm a hopeless male I tried my best that much is...
A chink of sun trying to break out of the rain, Shall I try and put my washing out again?
I’...
Some say yes some say no Some can't decide which way to go What you choose that's really up...
