This story could be a joke or could be true A frog escaped today from London Zoo With his...
Isn't the English language a wonderful thing What chaos and confusion that can bring ...
Slithering sinews of mucassy slime Children are playing with this all of the time It’s yukky...
It's hard being me I have a hard life I am dear friend a butcher's knife I'm responsible for...
It was that time of the month and I sure did dread it. A deadbeat customer was coming to my store to...
When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good. But the boss lied to me...
??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...
The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit. I have a son who was...
Bowler hat on head and a cup of tea Pretty obvious that this man was from G.B God save the...
Upon poised to strike unsuspecting prey oft times myself she doth cannibal eyes everything...
Dressing gown on, sitting on the couch, Runny nose, a thermometer in my mouth, I've got my...
Extreme docility summarily characterized demeanor, when yours truly pip squeaking...
Sparrowsong have you hired anyone for the job yet?
All the applicants have a College Degree which...
Speaks for itself...
If the Government has their way...
Their bills will be taken out...
What am I doing here and where do I start? Can this be for real? My poor little heart...
He gathered his strength as he walked out the door Too much left unsaid not to ignore The...
