Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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I got arrested!... further...

I got arrested!... further developments await...

By gravity said law
linkedin with physics
stating that a body at rest
will remain thus...

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A LONELY STRAWBERRY

I'm a lonely strawberry which I fear is a big mistake
Being beaten into a pulp and end up in a...

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MY WEATHER FORECAST FOR THE...

I'm going to ban rain during June and July
Instead it will be hot,sunny and blue sky
During...

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FAILURE ON AN EPIC SCALE

I have failed on an epic scale
Not my fault I'm a hopeless male
I tried my best that much is...

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Flaming June?!

Flaming June?!

A chink of sun trying to break out of the rain,
Shall I try and put my washing out again?

I’...

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SOME SAY YES SOME SAY NO

Some say yes some say no
Some can't decide which way to go
What you choose that's really up...

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The flying clock

The flying clock

My clock is
asleep
it no
longer strikes,
it has quite surely
abandoned...

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Average Size Non Boldface...

Average Size Non Boldface Type Longfellows

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here
wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around
American...

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Up and atom

Who's atom anyway lol I'm up

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THE TRUTH IS

THE TRUTH IS

I'm a person in disguise
If you look into my eyes,
I'm as sly as a snake
And shall...

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Pocahontas Was Ugly

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...

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THE UNINTERESTED

It's just a game of football to the uninterested like you
One side is in black and white the other...

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Jimmy's Paper Route

Jimmy's Paper Route

The best part
of delivering the
morning newspapers
in my early teens
on the...

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Jimmy's Fishing Trip

Jimmy's Fishing Trip

Fishy, Fishy in the brook
Daddy caught him with a hook,
Mommy fried him in a pan
and...

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Spindleshanks Ain't No...

Spindleshanks Ain't No Legend...

But sits here donned in his foreign
aged (not so lovely) bag of bones
barely functioning...

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CHARLIE ADAMS AND HIS...

Hey hey have you heard the breaking news?
Charlie Adams is suffering from last night's booze...