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Humour

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The flying clock

The flying clock

My clock is
asleep
it no
longer strikes,
it has quite surely
abandoned...

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Average Size Non Boldface...

Average Size Non Boldface Type Longfellows

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here
wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around
American...

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Up and atom

Who's atom anyway lol I'm up

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THE TRUTH IS

THE TRUTH IS

I'm a person in disguise
If you look into my eyes,
I'm as sly as a snake
And shall...

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Pocahontas Was Ugly

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...

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THE UNINTERESTED

It's just a game of football to the uninterested like you
One side is in black and white the other...

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Jimmy's Paper Route

Jimmy's Paper Route

The best part
of delivering the
morning newspapers
in my early teens
on the...

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Jimmy's Fishing Trip

Jimmy's Fishing Trip

Fishy, Fishy in the brook
Daddy caught him with a hook,
Mommy fried him in a pan
and...

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Spindleshanks Ain't No...

Spindleshanks Ain't No Legend...

But sits here donned in his foreign
aged (not so lovely) bag of bones
barely functioning...

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CHARLIE ADAMS AND HIS...

Hey hey have you heard the breaking news?
Charlie Adams is suffering from last night's booze...

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chicken soup

chicken soup

ever read someone's rhyme
and you hate it..
but still continue to read it..
and when...

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Boss On Patrol

Boss On Patrol

He fueled on our emotion, made us feel like we would drown,
our boss is on a mission, kicking butts...

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THE PRINCE OF DENMARK

The Prince of Denmark came to my city the other day
He liked it so much he decided to stay
...

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ALL BETS ARE OFF

Don't waste your money on this tired old nag
The bookies have this one in the bag
This horse...

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Zen Pen

Zen Pen

The zen pen writes
Delightful phrases
Inspiring topics
that always amazes

The...

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I REFUSE TO BE A REFUSE BAG

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
You will have to find something else for your...