Pocahontas Was Ugly

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to meet her, I learned that she was not.
She wasn't beautiful, not in the least.
I was the beauty and she was the beast.
She had warts on her face and her teeth were rotten.
I dumped her because it was an experience that's best forgotten.
I traveled to a few years in the future and I had a question for John Rolfe, Pocahontas' soon to be spouse.
When I asked how he could live with her ugliness, he said he made lots of moonshine and stayed soused.