FAILURE ON AN EPIC SCALE

I have failed on an epic scale 
Not my fault I'm a hopeless male 
I tried my best that much is true  
Can't seem to do it whatever I do 

You make it look so easy when it's done 
When I do it I make a mess and cause fun 
What is it I can't do I hear you cry 
I would prefer not to say and am terribly shy  

The task will be done one fine day 
Then I will be happy I have to say