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Humour

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chicken soup

chicken soup

ever read someone's rhyme
and you hate it..
but still continue to read it..
and when...

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Boss On Patrol

Boss On Patrol

He fueled on our emotion, made us feel like we would drown,
our boss is on a mission, kicking butts...

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THE PRINCE OF DENMARK

The Prince of Denmark came to my city the other day
He liked it so much he decided to stay
...

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ALL BETS ARE OFF

Don't waste your money on this tired old nag
The bookies have this one in the bag
This horse...

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Zen Pen

Zen Pen

The zen pen writes
Delightful phrases
Inspiring topics
that always amazes

The...

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I REFUSE TO BE A REFUSE BAG

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
You will have to find something else for your...

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THE KING OF DISCO

The king of disco was dressed in all white
Jumping and jiving on a Saturday night
Medallion...

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Toad In A Hole

Toad In A Hole

I was informed Yesterday
By Nigel
That a hole
in Britain
contained a Toad...

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Why I beat Up Elmer Fudd

Why I beat Up Elmer Fudd

I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living.
When people mess with me, I'm not a man who is...

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TALKING TO THE MOON

TALKING TO THE MOON

I felt an overwhelming sadness
As I looked up at the evening sky
The Moon was there, smiling...

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Note pad

Face book is full of acne
Bluetooth infection
Googles gone to far
Messenger airdropped...

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MY LITTLE TOE

I wonder what the purpose is of my little toe
How it got there I really don't know
I have...

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STORM NOW COMING

Out in the distance thunder could be heard
Times like this I wish I were a bird
For I would...

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thought and a walk(un cut)

I thought I might go for a walk.
But thought was wrong,
It wasn’t the best.

Every one...

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BOMB

I own a bomb but it's not the kind of bomb that you think.
It's a DVD and it's so bad that it made...

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Contradictions

Poetrys like shaggin your Ex
Comforting and familiar
Yet dull and lonely
Regrets...