The king of disco was dressed in all white Jumping and jiving on a Saturday night Medallion...
I was informed Yesterday By Nigel That a hole in Britain contained a Toad...
I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living. When people mess with me, I'm not a man who is...
I felt an overwhelming sadness As I looked up at the evening sky The Moon was there, smiling...
Face book is full of acne Bluetooth infection Googles gone to far Messenger airdropped...
I wonder what the purpose is of my little toe How it got there I really don't know I have...
Out in the distance thunder could be heard Times like this I wish I were a bird For I would...
I thought I might go for a walk. But thought was wrong, It wasn’t the best.
Every one...
I own a bomb but it's not the kind of bomb that you think. It's a DVD and it's so bad that it made...
Poetrys like shaggin your Ex Comforting and familiar Yet dull and lonely Regrets...
More than a bajillion painful eons after pledging troth with thee missus, whom I...
Her name when written was never ending Made it difficult when a letter she was sending ...
Sausages are better cooked when they are grilling Sandwiches are more delicious with extra filling...
I made the mistake of going to a different dentist. He did something terrible because he was pissed...
When We first were married My wife was scrumptiously in love with...
After almost three years and adults acting like children...
Costs of 30 Million Dollars charged to...
