More than a bajillion painful eons after pledging troth with thee missus, whom I...
Her name when written was never ending Made it difficult when a letter she was sending ...
Sausages are better cooked when they are grilling Sandwiches are more delicious with extra filling...
I made the mistake of going to a different dentist. He did something terrible because he was pissed...
When We first were married My wife was scrumptiously in love with...
After almost three years and adults acting like children...
Costs of 30 Million Dollars charged to...
The black plumed beast it came to feast on my precious food How rude! It...
"I always play second fiddle" the trumpet said The piano chuckled and wished his colour was red...
"Daddy where do I come from?" Bobby said Daddy went silent and his face turned red Daddy...
He bumped his head on his bed last night The two black eyes he had were a result of a fight...
This tale of love is of Minnie the Minx and Desperate Dan He ate cow pies to prove to Minnie he was...
"Come on you two, quick, get in the car, For your adventure is about to start!" "The captain is...
Man From Manhattan
There once was a man from Manhattan Whose piggy bank his Dad did fatten...
This girl is a teenage tech savvy queen Can do anything on her computer screen She can...
Ode to Vietnamese Coffee
Vietnam has the best coffee In the damn world Just perfect...
Down we tumbled
through the false bottom trap door we forgot was there...
