The black plumed beast it came to feast on my precious food How rude! It...
"I always play second fiddle" the trumpet said The piano chuckled and wished his colour was red...
"Daddy where do I come from?" Bobby said Daddy went silent and his face turned red Daddy...
He bumped his head on his bed last night The two black eyes he had were a result of a fight...
This tale of love is of Minnie the Minx and Desperate Dan He ate cow pies to prove to Minnie he was...
"Come on you two, quick, get in the car, For your adventure is about to start!" "The captain is...
Man From Manhattan
There once was a man from Manhattan Whose piggy bank his Dad did fatten...
This girl is a teenage tech savvy queen Can do anything on her computer screen She can...
Ode to Vietnamese Coffee
Vietnam has the best coffee In the damn world Just perfect...
Down we tumbled
through the false bottom trap door we forgot was there...
When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny. ...
“Has your nose been bleeding” As he glances by his head But his pillow is clean “Haha...
Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel. Those...
I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I...
Tho history books may not mention it There used to be a woolly land That’s when every family...
Have you ever had one of those days ? Everything goes wrong in all kinds of ways A...
