When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny. ...
“Has your nose been bleeding” As he glances by his head But his pillow is clean “Haha...
Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel. Those...
I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I...
Tho history books may not mention it There used to be a woolly land That’s when every family...
Have you ever had one of those days ? Everything goes wrong in all kinds of ways A...
Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit. When I came to the table, I...
In her wardrobe there is always the colour pink What she chooses to wear she doesn't have to think...
Oh for crying out loud give me a break Will you please be quiet for goodness sake I am not...
Sizzling savouries frying in my pan A mighty, meaty morsel for any hungry man Thick, pork...
Is it coming? I’ve said this before When will it come? I've said that before ...
A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return. But people have...
He played his instrument with zest That musical thing was thumped with zeal His finger’s...
I think there are Bed Bugs in my Ink as Something keeps itching...
ERIN GO BRAUGH - “Ireland Forever!”
Druids Bar (50th St. & 11th Ave NYC), Hell’s Kitchen...
WHERE ARE THEY?
Work Satchel
Bedroom
Wife’s Auto Glove Compartment
Reading...
