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Humour

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Anchovies

Anchovies

Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.
When I came to the table, I...

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PINK AND BLACK (WITH...

In her wardrobe there is always the colour pink
What she chooses to wear she doesn't have to think...

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I CRAVE FOR SILENCE

Oh for crying out loud give me a break
Will you please be quiet for goodness sake
I am not...

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Sizzling Sausages ?

Sizzling Sausages ?

Sizzling savouries frying in my pan
A mighty, meaty morsel for any hungry man
Thick, pork...

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Balloon Knot

Balloon Knot

Is it coming?
I’ve said this before
When will it come?
I've said that before
...

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Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have...

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Mick’s Glockenspiel ??

Mick’s Glockenspiel ??

He played his instrument with zest
That musical thing was thumped with zeal
His finger’s...

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Bed Bugs In My Ink

Bed Bugs In My Ink

I think there
are Bed Bugs
in my Ink
as
Something
keeps
itching...

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Erin Go Braugh

Erin Go Braugh

ERIN GO BRAUGH - “Ireland Forever!”

Druids Bar (50th St. & 11th Ave NYC),
Hell’s Kitchen...

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Where Are They?

Where Are They?

WHERE ARE THEY?

Work Satchel

Bedroom

Wife’s Auto Glove Compartment

Reading...

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KISS kicked My Ass

KISS kicked My Ass

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...

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Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

(Any resemblance between said title,
as told tummy by ya finch,
and commander in chief,......

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Pedro the wild ranger ?

Pedro the wild ranger ?

Beyond the wooly wildebeests
Along the muddy track
There’s a wild looking ranger
...

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FOLLOWING IMPEACHMENT

FOLLOWING IMPEACHMENT

He's been ready to become President...

He believes he's been called by God...

Right now he'...

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Gizmos

Gadgets,trinkets,nick nacks,brick-abrack
do dad's gizmos

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“Grandma, what the fiddle”

“Grandma, what the fiddle”

Isn’t it hilarious when the youngun’s think you’ve lost the plot
They say “Mam you are losing your...