Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit. When I came to the table, I...
In her wardrobe there is always the colour pink What she chooses to wear she doesn't have to think...
Oh for crying out loud give me a break Will you please be quiet for goodness sake I am not...
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Is it coming? I’ve said this before When will it come? I've said that before ...
A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return. But people have...
He played his instrument with zest That musical thing was thumped with zeal His finger’s...
I think there are Bed Bugs in my Ink as Something keeps itching...
ERIN GO BRAUGH - “Ireland Forever!”
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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Bedroom
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Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'. That angered Gene...
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Beyond the wooly wildebeests Along the muddy track There’s a wild looking ranger ...
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He believes he's been called by God...
Right now he'...
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Isn’t it hilarious when the youngun’s think you’ve lost the plot They say “Mam you are losing your...