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Humour

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KISS kicked My Ass

KISS kicked My Ass

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...

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Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

(Any resemblance between said title,
as told tummy by ya finch,
and commander in chief,......

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Pedro the wild ranger ?

Pedro the wild ranger ?

Beyond the wooly wildebeests
Along the muddy track
There’s a wild looking ranger
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FOLLOWING IMPEACHMENT

FOLLOWING IMPEACHMENT

He's been ready to become President...

He believes he's been called by God...

Right now he'...

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Gizmos

Gadgets,trinkets,nick nacks,brick-abrack
do dad's gizmos

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“Grandma, what the fiddle”

“Grandma, what the fiddle”

Isn’t it hilarious when the youngun’s think you’ve lost the plot
They say “Mam you are losing your...

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Deadly Magical Power

Deadly Magical Power

All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I've...

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A Town of Shallow Women

A Town of Shallow Women

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

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Saddle

You leave with a horse and Saddle.

You come back with horse and no Saddle.
Well what happend...

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World War Write

My pen writes,..Its an all out war.

My mind for the right.
Crying, bloodshed and gore....

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Irish Funded Wall

Irish Funded Wall

Lads and Lasses
It is about that
time a year again
In Anticipation
of St....

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ED

ED

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

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Facebook Fuck-Up

Facebook Fuck-Up

It's sad these days how some people persist, wrapped in there phones like life doesn't exist.
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TRICKY DICKIE

Tricky Dickie was a wide boy that's a fact
Everything about him was neatly stacked
Bargains...

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I ran like a Whippet ?

I ran like a Whippet ?

I went for a stroll by myself last night
It wasn’t that dark coz the full moon was bright
I...

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THE WORLD PROVIDERS

America gives the world McDonald's and KFC
If wasn't for India we wouldn't be drinking tea
...