Humour

All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I've...

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

You leave with a horse and Saddle.

You come back with horse and no Saddle.
Well what happend...

My pen writes,..Its an all out war.

My mind for the right.
Crying, bloodshed and gore....

Lads and Lasses
It is about that
time a year again
In Anticipation
of St....

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

It's sad these days how some people persist, wrapped in there phones like life doesn't exist.
...

Tricky Dickie was a wide boy that's a fact
Everything about him was neatly stacked
Bargains...

I went for a stroll by myself last night
It wasn’t that dark coz the full moon was bright
I...

America gives the world McDonald's and KFC
If wasn't for India we wouldn't be drinking tea
...

According to
Trump University's
Transcripts
The Valedictorian
For the Class of...

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

(Concocting cock and bull poetic pap
promises to approximate bovine rap
worse case scenario...

I think Hollywood would
Forgive You
For falsely accusing the
Average Joe
with...

Evades me I sleep sporadically , sometimes, other times a deep sleep,
and still other times not at...