Humour

From an a in front of an a word,
to two z’s,Living in peace.

From camas in mama’s
to...

It's not what you know but who you know
According to an old saying that is particularly so
I...

In August of nineteen sixty-one, I had just turned seventeen;
I still had my virginity, I still was...

I won't eat that the colours aren't nice
This was said by four year old Billy Price
His mum...

The holiday essentials have all been ticked
All the right clothes have been duly picked
My...

I just had a coffe,
It really wasent bad,
Ran out of cream so I had it
just black...

Look into my eyes the hypnotist said to me
I did as I was told but could no longer see
He...

In the simmering glaze
everything's a craze

I'm treating FB like work, hey
and my job...

Should I today go biking or riding
On a horse or a bike I am too busy deciding
Maybe I...

The word man has become offensive...

Boys will stay boys...

Maybe, I was right all along...

Hank & Harvey were two avid bikers
They used to sit together at school
Whilst Harvey...

Don't believe that Casper is a friendly ghost because it's not true.
He murdered my entire family...

DElightful little poem is this begins with DE
DEscribes the flow of the poem as you about to see...

While I was on vacation, two squatters came to my house to live.
They didn't even get permission,...

Short attention span
Searching for some middleman
I ‘m fiddled off the adderall and the...

Staying in the bathroom for hours on end
It's time I was preparing for a first date my friend...