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Trump University...

Trump University Valedictorian

According to
Trump University's
Transcripts
The Valedictorian
For the Class of...

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Litter Bug

Litter Bug

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

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Matthew Scott The...

Matthew Scott The Marionette...

(Concocting cock and bull poetic pap
promises to approximate bovine rap
worse case scenario...

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In The Name Of SUBWAY ( And...

In The Name Of SUBWAY ( And All that is Holy)

I think Hollywood would
Forgive You
For falsely accusing the
Average Joe
with...

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Sleep

Sleep

Evades me I sleep sporadically , sometimes, other times a deep sleep,
and still other times not at...

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Spellchecker

From an a in front of an a word,
to two z’s,Living in peace.

From camas in mama’s
to...

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OLD SAYINGS

OLD SAYINGS

It's not what you know but who you know
According to an old saying that is particularly so
I...

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Unhooked

Unhooked

In August of nineteen sixty-one, I had just turned seventeen;
I still had my virginity, I still was...

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I WON'T EAT THAT

I WON'T EAT THAT

I won't eat that the colours aren't nice
This was said by four year old Billy Price
His mum...

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CAREFUL PLANNING (LEFT BEHIND)

CAREFUL PLANNING (LEFT BEHIND)

The holiday essentials have all been ticked
All the right clothes have been duly picked
My...

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Black coffee

Black coffee

I just had a coffe,
It really wasent bad,
Ran out of cream so I had it
just black...

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A VISIT TO THE HYPNOTIST

A VISIT TO THE HYPNOTIST

Look into my eyes the hypnotist said to me
I did as I was told but could no longer see
He...

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Homotechian Habitus

Homotechian Habitus

In the simmering glaze
everything's a craze

I'm treating FB like work, hey
and my job...

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EXERCISE...WHO NEEDS IT ?

EXERCISE...WHO NEEDS IT ?

Should I today go biking or riding
On a horse or a bike I am too busy deciding
Maybe I...

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BOYS WILL STAY BOYS

BOYS WILL STAY BOYS

The word man has become offensive...

Boys will stay boys...

Maybe, I was right all along...