Humour

When one talks about flying through the air, with the greatest of ease;
Normally, it describes the...

he was
nicknamed
crispy
for his
love of
fire
ironically
in...

Purfect said the cat and doggone said the dog
This poem I reckon will be a terrible slog
...

I would if I could but I can’t
I will if I won’t yet I shan’t
If you tell me to do it I will...

So a nice quiet spot by the river I think
Or perhaps that pub in a field so I can go for a drink...

He had a straw body and a straw head
At night he rested on his large straw bed
This man...

My mates and I went to London drinking and boozing
Getting back to the accommodation proved...

My dear wife has a habit, of orchestrating a symphony;
With her spoon striking on her little bowl,...

Ahhh my garden. An ecosystem…

a microcosm…

but definitely not an Eden!

The toil is...

Have you heard of the cowboy from Preston
He wore a checked shirt and a very big stetson
The...

Waiting for what
for the clothes to dry
for my lunch
for the phone to ring
...

HI self
so what's on your mind self
oh a couple things,

like what self
like...

I can jump puddles how clever am I ?
I can also climb trees and I'm learning to fly
I can in...

Eyes asleep
Body half awake
I frantically scrammed
As the alarm clock began to quake...

The states of America have some fantastic names
They lend themselves to one of those poetry games...