Humour

Hank & Harvey were two avid bikers
They used to sit together at school
Whilst Harvey...

Don't believe that Casper is a friendly ghost because it's not true.
He murdered my entire family...

DElightful little poem is this begins with DE
DEscribes the flow of the poem as you about to see...

While I was on vacation, two squatters came to my house to live.
They didn't even get permission,...

Short attention span
Searching for some middleman
I ‘m fiddled off the adderall and the...

Staying in the bathroom for hours on end
It's time I was preparing for a first date my friend...

When one talks about flying through the air, with the greatest of ease;
Normally, it describes the...

he was
nicknamed
crispy
for his
love of
fire
ironically
in...

Purfect said the cat and doggone said the dog
This poem I reckon will be a terrible slog
...

I would if I could but I can’t
I will if I won’t yet I shan’t
If you tell me to do it I will...

So a nice quiet spot by the river I think
Or perhaps that pub in a field so I can go for a drink...

He had a straw body and a straw head
At night he rested on his large straw bed
This man...

My mates and I went to London drinking and boozing
Getting back to the accommodation proved...

My dear wife has a habit, of orchestrating a symphony;
With her spoon striking on her little bowl,...

Ahhh my garden. An ecosystem…

a microcosm…

but definitely not an Eden!

The toil is...

Have you heard of the cowboy from Preston
He wore a checked shirt and a very big stetson
The...