Humour

Waiting for what
for the clothes to dry
for my lunch
for the phone to ring
...

HI self
so what's on your mind self
oh a couple things,

like what self
like...

I can jump puddles how clever am I ?
I can also climb trees and I'm learning to fly
I can in...

Eyes asleep
Body half awake
I frantically scrammed
As the alarm clock began to quake...

The states of America have some fantastic names
They lend themselves to one of those poetry games...

Fake Things

We live in a world
Of fake things

Fake Products
Fake News
...

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and...

Try and make the effort and try and make time
Here is a riddle by way of a rhyme
I go around...

Here ye hear ye

The rise of sincerity has appointed a king
The depth of misery has created a...

Considered by the city as a local bike
This poor girl had a name she didn't like
Having a...

Had glass tables and chairs ,
the glass house had glass doorknobs,
and glass keys,
the...

These boots are made for walking just like the song
these boots are made for walking all day long...

Fuss and Nonsense went to the bay
leaving Grumpy and Difficult at home to stay

they went to...

I was told that I am special
please don't shout at me
I'm going to my safe space
there...

Don't leave out the good stuff gossip.