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Humour

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Moss Cowed Covenant I Keep...

Moss Cowed Covenant I Keep Putin Off...

For preservation, salvation,
and veneration, though with hold
ding temptation two mike...

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Conceived In Sin -

Conceived In Sin -

Cincinnati, Ohio
(most Up To Date Virgin)

Any attempt for fecund woman
to...

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LUCKY PETE

LUCKY PETE

This is a tale of a guy named lucky Pete
He was a fortunate man who lived on easy street
...

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No Joke, This Punster...

No Joke, This Punster Riddled With Anxiety

Hue more, a dog send,
asper how this poe
whet tick mutt air ring
mortal doth cope with...

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Real Bears Aren't Like...

Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

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Variations On A Theme...

Variations On A Theme...

Ach'n (ache Ken) Existential Struggle...

(NOT by Bellini, Paganini, Rossini...
Eeny Meany...

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ROLF THE GOLFER

ROLF THE GOLFER

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf
He is very competitive at the game of golf
One day he...

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The Holiday Mess

The Holiday Mess

Those holiday traditions we go through
From Thanksgiving to year’s end too
Friends come on...

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BAD HAIR DAY

BAD HAIR DAY


Blood shot eyes
What a surprise
Bad hair day
Coming my way

Clothes in...

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Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

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ARRIVED IN SURREY

ARRIVED IN SURREY

My finger started to bleed and bleed
In Runnymeade
My tongue was burnt on some porridge...

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GOOD PLAN STAN

GOOD PLAN STAN


I have known Stan for almost twenty years
Throughout that time he always comes up with new...

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Home Ec

Home Ec

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...

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Why People Shouldn't...

Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

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APPLES AND LIMES

APPLES AND LIMES

Peter Peters balanced apples on his head
An unusual thing to do it has to be said
Peter...

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Figment

Figment

A thing that someone believes to be real
that only exists in their imagination,

a daydream,a...