Humour

Please, gimme a drink, mate, I wanna get drunk.
I gotta get wasted ‘til I fall down— kerplunk!...

All my friends are red and I am plain white
They get eaten quickly and that serves them right...

The gypsy took the silver
like ancient Arabs who read
arrows and
quiver or
...

Friday night, it’s one loud loop
from hospital to dayem! drunken
brawl scene and black-eye...

Woe is me I say woe is me
I am stuck in the lavatory
I'm in a state and totally shocked...

Word crazy ?

Nonsensicle & hullabaloo
I love using a crazy word
Haven’t the...

For preservation, salvation,
and veneration, though with hold
ding temptation two mike...

Cincinnati, Ohio
(most Up To Date Virgin)

Any attempt for fecund woman
to...

This is a tale of a guy named lucky Pete
He was a fortunate man who lived on easy street
...

Hue more, a dog send,
asper how this poe
whet tick mutt air ring
mortal doth cope with...

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

Ach'n (ache Ken) Existential Struggle...

(NOT by Bellini, Paganini, Rossini...
Eeny Meany...

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf
He is very competitive at the game of golf
One day he...

Those holiday traditions we go through
From Thanksgiving to year’s end too
Friends come on...

Blood shot eyes
What a surprise
Bad hair day
Coming my way

Clothes in...

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...