Back in the day as we dinosaurs like to say
Men were men women knew their place...
I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails. I tried to...
Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree. This year I'm making that green...
Have you peeled a potato before ? Standing for hours on a kitchen floor Surely there must be...
We're hanging the tinsel on xmas tree .ah want tae put the fairy up but my da said am too wee, he said ah...
last of my fake food rants for today
Fake Beer
Nowadays When you order a beer...
Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge. Santa put me on his naughty list and...
This little poem is of Terry Derry At Christmas time he had a glass of sherry One glass of...
Like a statue he doesn't move What is it he's trying to prove? Being so still not making a...
Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who. But they were talking about the classic show,...
My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie. My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....
I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year. Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...
Let me tell you about brothers Frank, Mark and Joe All had a surname of King as their birth...
I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried. I won't be home because my parole was denied....
Lights out it's time to go to bed Time I was resting my sleepy head I should by rights sleep...
