My finger started to bleed and bleed In Runnymeade My tongue was burnt on some porridge...
I have known Stan for almost twenty years Throughout that time he always comes up with new...
My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck. He was very angry because his teenage son...
I called the police station but there were no cops. Every single police officer was at doughnut...
Peter Peters balanced apples on his head An unusual thing to do it has to be said Peter...
A thing that someone believes to be real that only exists in their imagination,
a daydream,a...
Back in the day as we dinosaurs like to say
Men were men women knew their place...
I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails. I tried to...
Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree. This year I'm making that green...
Have you peeled a potato before ? Standing for hours on a kitchen floor Surely there must be...
We're hanging the tinsel on xmas tree .ah want tae put the fairy up but my da said am too wee, he said ah...
last of my fake food rants for today
Fake Beer
Nowadays When you order a beer...
Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge. Santa put me on his naughty list and...
This little poem is of Terry Derry At Christmas time he had a glass of sherry One glass of...
Like a statue he doesn't move What is it he's trying to prove? Being so still not making a...
