Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who. But they were talking about the classic show,...
My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie. My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....
I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year. Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...
Let me tell you about brothers Frank, Mark and Joe All had a surname of King as their birth...
I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried. I won't be home because my parole was denied....
Lights out it's time to go to bed Time I was resting my sleepy head I should by rights sleep...
Something happened and my son is pissed. He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list. But...
Fake Souls And Other Fake Things
Poems By Jake Cosmos Aller
Index...
Charlie was a city cat The leader of the gang He had a fight with smokey Joe He bit...
Zebidee & Marmalade A peculiar mismatched pair Zeb was bald with strands of blue ...
I hear what you say but please say it once more I love what you say but I wanted to be sure ...
When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task. I died when I watched Son of The...
There once was a man named Bill Who sat on a window sill While looking straight down ...
An alien landed in my city from outerspace He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face...
Wading through the books, Think I might resort to drugs, And I really am considering, ...
I drive a convertible but not by choice. If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...
