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Permanently on Santa's...

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

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more fake things

more fake things

Fake Souls
And Other Fake Things

Poems
By
Jake Cosmos Aller

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Shadows of the night?

Shadows of the night?

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight with smokey Joe
He bit...

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Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
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JUST WANT TO BE SURE

JUST WANT TO BE SURE

I hear what you say but please say it once more
I love what you say but I wanted to be sure
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The Consequences of...

The Consequences of Watching Son of The Mask

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

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A Man Named Bill

A Man Named Bill

There once was a man named Bill
Who sat on a window sill
While looking straight down
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AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

An alien landed in my city from outerspace
He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face...

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Exam stress jingle bells...

Exam stress jingle bells parody

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

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Convertible

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

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Closing

Closing

ITS THE END OF MY SEASON AND IM BEING CLOSED DOWN ,
IM NOT VERY HAPPY AND I HAVE A BIG FROWN ,...

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JACK FROST

JACK FROST

I'm humbled and honoured something was named after me
My name will go down in history
I am...

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Pearl the deaf parrot

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
Resides at Christinas care home l’m not really sure how this will...

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Shark Tank Debut

Shark Tank Debut

Orange Fresh Cut Grass

Leather New Car

Apple Pie Bacon

Saw Dust Funnel Cake...

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PUT A SPELL ON YOU

PUT A SPELL ON YOU

I'm going to put a spell on you
It's the kind of thing that us witches do
I think I will...

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fake people

I am living in a world of fake people
Everyone around me is fake
Everyone is running their...