" 50 SHADES OF PINK "!? X

" MOVE ON OVER, MR CHRISTIAN GRAY 
FOR MISS PIGGY,S HERE, TO MAKE YOUR DAY?
NOT GRAY, BUT 50 SHADES OF PINK 
KERMITS GAGGED, SO I DONT KNOW WHAT HE THINKS ?
HE HAS TURNED FROM GREEN TO GRAY 
& HIS BOLLOCKS ARE NOW,
LIKE GOLDEN DELICIOUS APPLES TODAY
THAT,S ALL THAT,S LEFT OF HIM THAT,S GREEN!
& THE BIGGEST PAIR OF BOLLOCKS
THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN  
SO MUCH SO, THAT ITS ALMOST OBSCENE
I DOUBT NOW THEY,D FIT DOWN BY DEEP CLEAVAGE ?
NOT WITHOUT A LOT OF LEVERAGE
OR ANY WHERE ELSE, IN BETWEEN !
I,M SURE I HEARD A MUFFLED SCREAM ?
I BET KERMITS NEVER FELT SO REEM ?
I KNOW HE LOVES THE LOVE PLAY CREAM
BUT, I,VE NEVER SEEN HIM GRAY, HE,S GREEN
& NOW ONLY ARE THE BITS, THAT HANG BETWEEN
IF HE WAS NOT GAGGED
I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD SAY ?

PROBABLY DAMN THAT. MR CHRISTIAN GRAY!!
OR I THINK , THIS MAY TURN ME GAY?
OR , I WISH I HADNT POPPED ROUND TODAY?
OR , AT THIS RATE I MAY JUST DIE THIS DAY?

NOW TOUCH YOUR TOES, MY SEXY PIG OF GRAY
COS, THERE,S A LOVELY SURPRISE
FOR YOU, THAT IS ON ITS WAY ?" X

Tracy Timothy xx