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A land of Rhymes

A land of Rhymes

There Was an old man, His name was Mack,

He worked in the fields by a big yellow shack.

If he stopped, he got a great smack

Poor Mack in the shack got a great whopping smack!

Once in a land the lived a poor frog,

His name was Blog, and He sat on a log ,

half sunken into a deep murky bog.

And happened one day that he met a dog,

Blog on the log was chased by a dog.

Great reverend king Terry, was quite fond of sherry,

even though his advisers said Be wary!

One day he boarded a ferry, while inebriated by sherry,

And so ended King terry.

Drunk Terry fell off a ferry, drunk on sherry.

And Nay, None where merry.

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RRG (Rebecca)

I'm merry, now that I've read this... lol Brought a great big grin to my face  Dmitri. Happy weekend. 

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Tony Taylor

Dude!!.....I take it all back!!....... you can write ANYTHING!!....... fun stuff brother poet!!...... well done!!........LOVE and ROCKETS!!........T xo

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