A Lighter Side Of Marriage

You find a girl and fall in love, you started off with a date,
Things progressed and now it's serious, and things will turn out great,
You've found a girl to marry, you are thinking that this is a wrap,
Finally you don't need to chase girls, you will hve all the sex on tap.

Nought to Five years is crazy, it's the best time of your life,
You can have sex at anytime, because now she is your wife,
In the kitchen, car and down at the beach, the places are limitless,
As soon as you get some alone time, you can't wait to get her undressed.

At Five to Ten things simmer right down, really nothing too complex,
You are reduced to every now and again, like birthday and christmas sex,
But at least it is still ticking over, your wife isn't totally bored,
You start taking things into your own hands, by playing with your own pork sword.

Ten to Fifteen settles way down, you discover the world of redtube,
You might catch an unawares glimpse, of one or two of her boobs,
Something that was so great at the start, might not turn out as planned,
These days you will be thrilled and happy, if she let's you just hold her hand.

After Fifteen years it gets strange and weird, you lead a separate life,
You are doing your own things socially, but you still have her as your wife,
She plays bowls and he plays golf, nothing there is too deep,
You'll sit on the lounge and watch TV, until you fall asleep.

There are exceptions to this poem of course, but they both know their place,
He knows not to make her mad and keep that smile fixed apon her face,
He knows that if he mucks up that he will be straight out the front door,
He also knows that he will get kicked and bashed, if ever he was to snore.