Poem -

A Little Off Center

A Little Off Center

A little off centre has its perks

That's why humour usually works

It sure livens up a boring talk

Maybe a Monty Python silly walk

Silly words always brings a smile

To help us forget for just a while

The awful things that are taking place

The world has fallen into such disgrace

Need to talk it over a nice cold beer

Change the mood of hatred and fear

Let's just turn to each and every man

Say 'howdy friend', extend a warm hand

Try a line of which you're so fond

'D'ya hear the one about the blonde?'

Ya know it's at least it's worth a good try

To put a twinkle in someone's eye

So listen here to what I have to say

It may just save this old world one day

So laugh a lot and chuckle often

Too soon you'll be leaving in a coffin

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