A Sense Of Humor

They talked all at once to me,
I shook my head yes,turned and shook my head no,
I said yes to one and no to another,
The third kept repeating my name,
And not one said "Shut the hell up,I was talking first,"
I tried to keep track of who said what,
My face twisted and tried to conform with all the babble,
My friend squeezed my knee under the table and snickered up her sleeve,
My lips trembled under great strain,I couldn't take it anymore,
One said something opposite of what he meant with a horrifying meaning,
I thought I would give my head a rest as I reached for a cherry tomatoe,
It was not to be,as I bit into that innocent looking missile,
The juice flew out and splattered my tablemate's white dress shirt,
The dam broke,I was weak from laughing as I rubbed cold water on his shirt,
My friend doubled over,and the babble continued on louder than ever,
Mr.Wonderful was not impressed,his haughtiness speaking loud and clear,
But lo! I think I heard the door slam on his ass on the way out,
Never to see Mr. Wonderful again.