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A Singer's Nightmare

There once was a vocalistĀ 
Whose notes she almost never missedĀ 
She learned her lessonĀ 
Drink tea with some lemonsĀ 
Or else you’ll get darn laryngitis!

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Jason Brown

An unusually civilised limerick!!
Well done...

J ;)

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Tony Taylor

Hey ALEXIS!!......VERY clever......because it's SO truthful.......I've been on stage many, many, times......and its been on many occasions where tea and lemon have saved the vocal chords for the night........a limerick ~ well conceived and beautifully delivered!!........ALL STARS!!.....and......WELCOME to COSMO!!..........LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xoĀ Ā  ?āœ³āœ“ā˜€

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