A Stint In The Old County Jail

Thought I'd write about something naughty

I'm good at it as you very well know

It comes from decades of ogling the ladies

And watching them put on a show

Seduced a young filly, jail bait for sure

Got away with it, but what an encounter

With tons of raw energy, nearly blew my mind

Should have left her alone where I found her

Hope the authorities don't get a hold of this

There's a possibility I'll disappear for a while

Serving some time in the old county jail

I hear inmates are quite quick with a smile

As soon as you read it, dump it in the trash

Don't want to take too many chances

Lived quite an honourable life up until now

Don't wanna be a victim of circumstances

This was just a figment of my imagination

But I'm paranoid when it comes to the law

Have a squeaky clean record up until now

That's how I want to keep it, yeehaw!