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" A TRUE FRIEND...UNTIL THE BITTER END !?" X

" A TRUE FRIEND...UNTIL THE BITTER END !?" X

 A TRUE FRIEND, WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU !
HOLDING YA HAIR OUT YA FACE, WHILE YA SPEW
STICKING TO YA BEZZIE, LIKE BLOODY GLUE 
WHO SWEET TALKS ALL THE CHICKS IN THE QUE !
WHO ARE ALL WAITING , FOR THE ONLY LOO
ALL DESPERATE FOR A WEE OR A POO 
YOU,LL SOON FIND OUT, IF YOUR FRIEND IS TRUE ?
WHEN THEIR ONLY CONCERN, IS LIL OLE YOU 
EVEN IF ON YOUR NEW SHOES, THEY HAPPEN TO POO 
& PISS UP YA LEG, WHILE FALLING OFF THE LOO
& YOUR UP TO YA EYES IN SICK, SHIT & GOO
& SHE SOUNDS LIKE , SHE,S ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO?
A TRUE FRIEND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU !
NO MATTER WHAT, SHE PUTS YOU THROUGH!!
SHE.LL BE THERE UNTIL THE BITTER END 
UNLESS OF COURSE, SHE AINT YA BEST FRIEND ?
SHE MAY DRIVE YA. ROUND THE BLOODY BEND ?
BUT ON HER LOYALTY, YOU CAN ALWAYS DEPEND!
EVEN WHILE BEING WRAPPED, AROUND THE U-BEND !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

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