A Zulu Warrior

Do you sometimes see a Zulu Warrior

Staring back from the mirror in the morning!

A nasty fierce looking bad tempered dude

Obscenities flying out without warning

Crabbing bout having to make a living

But enjoying all the many accoutrements

If it wasn't for that, it'd be something else

People just love to complain and vent

A shower and shave, you're almost human

Not one person will ever suspect

That a member of the Zulu Warriors tribe

Was a coworker of great respect

Do you sometimes see a Zulu Warrior

Staring back from the mirror in the morning!