Adventures Of Firearm and Flamethrower

Firearm and Flamethrower, an armoured pair,
They jump through time portals, sometimes unaware,
Firearm has a laser turret on his hand,
And a gatling gun pistol, that was in leg armour on demand.
Flamethrower had his namesake on his right side,
And on his left, a grenade launcher, for when his foes hide,
They were currently at a space station, with not much to fear,
They are sitting, taking a break for the next portal to appear.
Something whizzed past them, their eyes darted around,
By this time, people had scattered, no one to make a sound,
They spotted a green tail, scurrying away,
Firearm looked at Flamethrower and said "Let's play".
The armoured brothers drew weapons, and headed up the stairs,
Hoping to catch this green thing, totally unawares,
But the lizard man named Xaphan, had hidden right down the hall,
As the brothers drew closer, they started to call.
"I thought you were good, who hired you this time?"
With a short pause, the lizard man Xaphan, replied in kind,
"You know bounty hunters don't reveal, who has the hire"
As he peered round the corner, and started to open fire.
The brothers ducked into a doorway, question time was done,
"You and me, let's do it" Firearm said, stroking his gun,
Flamethrower tapped him, Firearm spun around "Whatsup?"
As he broke from his cover, his gatling pistol opened up.
Flamethrower followed his brother, as they went down the hall,
Xaphan returned fire, debris and metal started to fall,
Just then Xaphan stopped firing, Flamethrower "Why did you stop for?"
As him and his brother made it outside Xaphan's door.
Flamethrower nodded to his brother, and sprayed the room with flame,
Then he stopped, no screaming, so he hit it again,
Then his launcher lobbed a grenade, it bounced and rolled to where Xaphan sits,
And the next thing they knew, poor Xaphan blew to bits.
"Now we won't find out exactly who hired this guy"
"The time portal is appearing soon, we really must fly",
Flamethrower checked a gadget, and pointed "Down there".
The portal opened up, "Let's find out to where".
Pain wracked their bodies, as they rode down the time tunnel,
They knew it was near the end, as it started to funnel,
The portal opened up, and dropped the two men,
They fell into a jungle, "Can't believe we do that again".
Part 2
Flamethrower checked the gadget, then spun around,
He lifted it into the air, then pointed it at the ground,
Then all of a sudden, they heard the sound of distant bells,
"I wonder if this is a time, we can stock up on fuel cells".
They started toward the sound, that had ceased by now,
The jungle vines were thick and dense, but made it though somehow,
Because of their strange armour, they hid and scanned a clearing,
The place that they were at is tropical, and the sun was seering.
"If my readings are correct, and usually right I am,
I think we have landed on Earth, into the war of Vietnam,
I dont think we should interact, or help either side at all,
And concentrate on our fuel cells, and try and reach the portal.
The brothers were about to get moving, when they noticed activity ahead,
They saw some men with guns walking, then in a hole they fled,
A platoon of men came from the trees, and saw the little town,
One of the platoon men tapped his head, and all the men crouched down.
The platoon continued on their patrol, to mark this town as "clear",
The way in which the soldiers moved, you could sense a bit of fear,
Then all of a sudden, men came out of holes all around the town,
The platoon was in an ambush, and started firing all around.
People were running and firing, explosion erupted, there goes a limb,
Firearm was staring at the battle, as a bullet ricocheted off him,
The platoon now, half in number, threw grenades down the holes,
They started to get the upper hand, as this conflict unfolds.
It was quiet again, they survived this time, as they cleared out the rest of the town,
Platoon member returned with extra men, and sat all the prisoners on the ground,
They laid down some orange smoke, to show position, to show where they are,
In the distance a rumble, help was coming, you could hear the choppers afar.
Firearm and Flamethrower slipped away, and kept themselves hid,
Because they knew that hell would break loose if they ever did,
They walked and walked to reach their goal, and checked the gadget's clock,
They were sitting apon a fallen log, when they heard a gun cock.
"Stay right there, hold up your hands" a soldier said coming out of the bush,
He came out and grabbed Flamethrower's armour, then gave him a push,
Firearm looked at the soldier, looked him up and down and gave him a wink with one eye,
They didn't need this, they needed to go, and to talk, he will give it a try.
But as he was thinking the soldier reached for a radio, Firearm tackled him to the ground,
He jumped on top of him, and covered his mouth to prevent him making a sound,
Firearm looked at Flamethrower, and noticed something on his head,
Firearm ran full speed at him, and took him too "Treblar" is all he said.
Still running at pace, the brothers looked back, and saw something mechanical behind,
"We are on Earth, what the hell? that's the last thing I want to find",
"He had his cross-hair on you, so i grabbed you and ran for it instead"
"Had I not of grabbed you back there, you might of ended up dead".
Part 3
The Treblars are robots, hellbent on revenge and want our two brothers to pay,
They escaped from their fortress, and blew their reactor, and swore they will get them one day,
But seeing one on Earth, has them both spooked, they will watch their steps from now on,
And know that one day, they will have to face them, the rest will know they are here before long.
"We need some allies" Flamethrower said as they camped on a cave overnight,
"Let's just hope this next portal, we can get more fuel cells, and get some more guns for a fight",
With that they both slept, the cave rigged with traps, and woke on a brand new day,
They got themselves up, and reloaded some cells, and soon they were on their way.
The gadget informed them, the portal was close, just a little to go,
They opened a barn door, expecting their goal, instead there stood a foe,
The Treblar was large, and fully gunned up, for a second they though he looked glad,
But the expressionless robot, armoured to the hilt, went quickly from happy to sad.
Flamethrower darted one way, Firearm went another, the Treblar engaged the two,
Firearm, whilst rolling, fired shots with his turret, and Flamethrower joined in too,
Flamethrower popped grenades, which rolled toward the Treblar, who jumped and run away,
The grenades detonated, and filled the barn with smoke, a hindrance added to the fray.
Flamethrower switched to sticky bombs, and fired them off with success,
The portal appeared and the brothers jumped in, the explosion made the Treblar a mess,
The brothers hurled again, through the time travel tunnel, a close call but now felt pain,
They dropped out the other end, and thought to themselves, hoping not to see a Treblar again.

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Comments
epic pen Glen!
Thankyou for your kind words, took me one day with no one in the hoise to write.