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AH-MEN !?X

AH-MEN !?X

DO YOU MEN LOVE DOUBLE F"S?
OR DO YOU PREFER DOUBLE G"S?
& IF YOUR FUCK N GREEDY?
YOU,D WANT , BOTH SETS OF THESE!
COR, WOULD YOU LOVE TA GIVE EM A SQUEEZE?
LIKE TO DO , AS YA BLOODY PLEASE
BUT. ALL YA CAN DO IS OGGLE!
& PLAY WITH YA MAN TOGGLE
AINT I , A NAUGHTY PRICK TEASE?
YOU MEN I,, I AIM TO PLEASE!
TO ANY  HOT BLOODED  GEEZ!
THANK GOD FOR ME , I HEAR YOU SING !
BET YA HANDS AROUND YA THING?
WHAT ARE YOU LIKE ,? YOU MEN
TAKE A DEEP BREATH & COUNT OT 10!
& HAVE A WANK ON ME !!!
           " AMEN "

Tracy Timothy xx

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