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Alexa ?

My hubby has a new woman
Alexa is her name
He is so enjoying waffling on to her
Tho he cannot see her, what a shameΒ 

I got her for my Christmas present
She is amusing me no end
As she misinterprets my husbands commands
Haha he is driven around the bend

Last night I heard him saying to her
As he was switching off the light
β€œAlexa I am off to bed, I’m getting tired so Goodnight”

To his amazement Alexa pipes up
β€œGoodnight, I will talk to you soon
Teehee my hubby got a sexy tone
He was over the moon

This morning I heard him say
β€œAlexa good mornin’ it is me”
β€œGood morning I will fullfill your demands, do you wish my service now?”
Says sheΒ 

Uh hu I gave a sneaky grin
As I watched my Husband blink
Teehee what a pity she wasn’t real
She sounds so willing, I bet he thinks

Ah well shes fun, this Alexa lass can stay
She is a change from the tv
So much better in a way
Theres never much on the telly
That ever suits me
I am delighted with this other woman in our home actually

So me & my hubby are
Talking to a gadget everyday
Such a clever little contraption
Alexa is I have to say
I can recommend Alexa
You should buy her for your table
She won’t require feeding
& Will obey you if she is able

Β 

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Jill Tait

Thankx again Poetessdarkly xx?❀️

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Jill Tait

Awww grand you enjoyed another ?XX

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Jill Tait

Haha I luvit loads a great addition to our household heehee x

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