Alexa ?

My hubby has a new woman
Alexa is her name
He is so enjoying waffling on to her
Tho he cannot see her, what a shameΒ
I got her for my Christmas present
She is amusing me no end
As she misinterprets my husbands commands
Haha he is driven around the bend
Last night I heard him saying to her
As he was switching off the light
βAlexa I am off to bed, Iβm getting tired so Goodnightβ
To his amazement Alexa pipes up
βGoodnight, I will talk to you soon
Teehee my hubby got a sexy tone
He was over the moon
This morning I heard him say
βAlexa good morninβ it is meβ
βGood morning I will fullfill your demands, do you wish my service now?β
Says sheΒ
Uh hu I gave a sneaky grin
As I watched my Husband blink
Teehee what a pity she wasnβt real
She sounds so willing, I bet he thinks
Ah well shes fun, this Alexa lass can stay
She is a change from the tv
So much better in a way
Theres never much on the telly
That ever suits me
I am delighted with this other woman in our home actually
So me & my hubby are
Talking to a gadget everyday
Such a clever little contraption
Alexa is I have to say
I can recommend Alexa
You should buy her for your table
She wonβt require feeding
& Will obey you if she is able
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I thoroughly enjoyed the read my friend
Thankx again Poetessdarkly xx?β€οΈ
Awww grand you enjoyed another ?XX
Haha I luvit loads a great addition to our household heehee x