Poem -

Alien ! Invasion......????

Alien ! Invasion......????

Has the world been taken 

over by alien,s......????

Or ? Are there weirdo,s every-where?

Too many bizzare people about !

 I think ! There already  here !?

We don,t know whose arrived on a U.F.O ?

But ! Look like there from another planet !?

Obviously ain,t discovered deoderant

They ! All have terrible B.O They grow ?!

I could be one as far as you know ?!

Off of the planet Mar,s ?!

Tho... That,s going a bit far !?

Maybe ? I,ts Venus ?

& you,v e grown a penis ?!

Then .... Your better , Off by far :) x

Get out & about 

& try the fucker out !!

It may be gone tomorrow ?

Back to planet Zorro ?

Nannoo Nannoo Nannoo X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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