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ALL.DOLLED -UP !?X

ALL.DOLLED -UP !?X

" DO YOU GET A KICK-OUT
OF HURTING ME !?"
" I,VE GOT ALL DOLLED-UP
IN MY SEXY NEGLIGEE
MY LONGEST LASHES
TO FLUTTER AT YOU !
I,M SMELLING GOOD 
ENOUGH TO EAT UP TOO !
GOT ALL DOLLED-UP 
FOR YOU. AS A SPECIAL TREAT
THEN YOU CONFESS
YA NOT INTO WOMEN 
& PREFER .A PIECE OF MEAT!
THE MEAT & 2 VEG VARIETY!!
NOT..SEXY ME.IN MY NEGLIGEE!
IF YA GET BORED AFTER ALL WITH JON!
I COULD ALWAYS BUY A GOOD STRAP ON!?
NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN 
& I WILL..DO YA UP THE BUM!
& YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE
TO LUST AFTER JON!?
& I LL BECOME YOUR NO 1!!
ALL SORTED NOW..JOB DONE
WITH A HUGE PINK 10 IN STRAP ON!!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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BLOSSOM

You are so funny Tracy, would love to go out and have a wine or three with you, would never stop laughing!!  Those men out there are missing out big time!!!  BTW, where is your valentines offering, thought you'd be the first on it hun!!  Look forward to reading one later, and make sure you choose one of your amazing piccies to go with it:)

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Carey Milton

Hahahaha you go girl! Wish I didn't live on the other side of the world..I'd come join ya both..Funny..witty...sexy write Trace x

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Tracy Timothy

we need a tardiss x thanks for your lovely comments x their loss lol

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