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" All,s Well..That Ends Well !?"

" All,s Well..That Ends Well !?"

Hubby...Thelma, I wish you would suck me off like that !
Your giving a blow-job to the bed you twat ?
I think you need to see an optician ?
Before you go on a blowie mission !
 

Thelma...  I dont know honey, How that occurred ?
I just grabbed hold & cracked on, it was pretty blurred?
I did think , That it was all a bit absurd !?
So why did you not say a word ?
 

Hubby...It makes a bloody change from the missionary position 
Whilst i,m over here, In full submission 
Maybe in the future, We should keep the light on ?
Or the bed post, Will soon be gone 
So get over here Thelma & see to my hard on !
 

Thelma...I cant i,m sorry pet, I,ve been here so long 
That my jaw is  aching & all my saliva has gone !
& there,s more than a few splinters in my tongue ?
 

Hubby...Stay just where you are, i never could resist that bum !
& watching you in action, Has really turned me on !!
 

Thelma... All,s well, That ends well then John !?
Even if i did , Get it so wrong ?
& i apologize for making you wait so long !
If ya really good, I may let you slap my peachy bum ?
As i know your so naughty, But oh so fun 
& i know that it always makes ya cum !!
See my darling John, I aint always that dumb ?
& dont even bother asking, If ya can do me up the bum
whilst i,ve got splinters all over my tongue & gums !
Or trust me John, You,ll kiss goodbye to ya plums !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

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