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Amazing Facts

Amazing Facts

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
Much like some people I know
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating
I'm ravenous in an hour or so

A pregnant goldfish is known as a twit
That's a sight I've never yet seen
A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Wondering what else it can clean

The youngest Pope was eleven years old
Barely toilet trained they say
Most lipstick contains stinky fish scales
From kissing I'm staying away

Originally Coca Cola was green in colour
It surely turned off a lot of folks
The dot over the letter β€œi” is called a tittle
I'm not kidding, it isn't a joke

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland
Coz he didn't wear anything below
Mel Blanc who was the voice of Bugs Bunny
Was allergic to carrots I'm told

β€œI am” is the shortest sentence in english
β€œI'm not” runs a very close second
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce
Without coffee in bed from her husband

A β€œjiffy” is just a hundredth of a second
I'll be back in a β€œjiffy” as they say
Sometimes it can stretch to an hour or more
So now what would you call it I pray

What's 111,111,111 times 111,111,111
Answer 12,345,678,987,654,321

Now that's AMAZING!!!

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Jack Ellison

Happy to start your day off with a bang!!! LOL Drop in again my friend!!!

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Jack Ellison

Thank you dear friend!!!Β Big hugs and warmest salutations... back atcha!!! Love and big hugs, Jacko xxx

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Tony Taylor

Hey JAKE!!.... you're such a clever man......consistently switching up on subject matter, theme, and humorous intent!!....... turning facts into punch lines....... you're a true pleasure to read my friend!!......Fistful-O-Stars!!.......LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo

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Jack Ellison

HOLY CRAPPOLA!!! You are full of kudos today!!! This was a fun wr ite... stay tuned another one tomorrow!!! Thank you dear friend!!!!!!!Β LOVE and ROCKETS!!... Jacko xo

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