Poem -

Ann

author
J A Overton

There once was a lady called AnnĀ 
who was very good at making jamĀ 
along came a spiderĀ 
that was drunk on some ciderĀ 
so sat down beside herĀ 
gave her a high fiverĀ 
which frightened poor old AnnĀ 

she then did slipĀ 
into a sugary dipĀ 
and now she is strawberry jam

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Poetry Genre: 
Limerick
Topic: 
Humour
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