Ant Bashing!

The heatwave`s
Been all the rage
Like it`s going out of fashion,
It`s the season for breeding,
Reproduction interactions,
Animals & insects,
Sexual action,
I`m on a mission in my kitchen;
Ant bashing!
Dozens of the blighters
Crawling, dashing,
Searching for crumbs
Or some form of
Saccharine,
Uninvited mites
Intending to fatten,
They all look the same,
Identically blackened!
Appearing from nowhere,
They`re gone! then they`re back again!
The only way
To delay them
Is blatantly flatten them!
Squashed by a finger
They don`t know what`s happening,
Wipe them all out
With a fatal battering,
They tack, zig zag,
Set your teeth chattering
In a frantic chase
Where your aim is to splatter them!
In this case no way you can 
Blame ants for panicking,
Haphazardly running for life;
For sanctuary!
Endangered by failing
To escape inhumanity,
Threatening hygiene
And human vanity,
"Get out of my kitchen
Or face calamity!"

Left right! left right!
Here comes the ant patrol!
North ants, south ants,
Ants in your pants ants!
Ants in your pantry...........
Ten fold!!!