APRIL'S FOOL
Just because I loved her so
Did I have to forfeit my mischievous soul?
All I did was pull a simple April fool’s joke
I never imagined the anger it would provoke
Staying overnight for a little sex
I put my clandestine plan into effect!
When she awoke to her unpleasant surprise
I switched her panties with an identical pair
But of a much smaller size
Pulling and tugging to make them fit
When her frustration became apparent
I applied my sober wit
That her altered figure
From my observatory perspective
Was due to her butt getting bigger
I begged her to stop her fighting
And succumb to the fact
That instead she consider dieting
Holy Shit!
Did she get pissed!
When I confessed that I pranked her
In the spirit of April 1st
I only infuriated her anger
Is there no humor between lovers and friends?
Obviously not, for when she walked out the door
And I never saw her face again
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well woe betide you lol  it wasn't a bad bad prank but april fools day does carry a lot of lost friendships.better sticking to the less humiliating ones from now  you think? lol im sure she will come round..  just dont do another underwear one...lol  I enjoyed im afraid to say ...  Tina xÂ
I was a young fool back then, but now that I'm an old fool I'm not nearly as courageous in my stupidity.  Keep in mind, that back then, for young couples to have sleep-overs, was a bit of a scandal in itself. I think she would have forgiven me, if the word hadn't got out as quickly.   Which has always puzzled me, as I only told my one good friend, who promised to keep it a secret.
As a poet once said, Hell hath no fury.....!