Are You Nutso?

If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't
One time is enough for me
Imagine going through all that puberty crap
Uh uh, not a chance, no sirree

One time through is about all I can handle
Even that can be a bit too much
Remember those awkward teenage years
And the sex part I won't even touch

Sometimes I think I miss all those years
Then say to myself, “are you nuts?'
To go through all that growing up stuff again
No thanks, once was really enough

But if the next time, I end up a movie star
And the girlies all clamour for a piece
All I can say is, that part's okay
With so many, each would have to be brief

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