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ASININE POETRY

ASININE POETRY

Every now

And then

I see

A woman

With such

A cute ass

I have

A compulsion

To give it

Just a pat

Not a slap

Nor a pinch

Just a tap

And say,

“You’ve got a cute ass!”

But I know

If I did

She probably

Turn around

And knock me

Flat on

My ass

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!...... Hey ~ no fair telling everyone what most of us think and never do!!..........thanx for the smiles bro!!............ you're funny............. cool title!!............. peace............T xo

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Devon La Porte

Funny stuff Kimmy. Eye candy is for eyes only, those sexual harassment charges are serious as shit nowadays. You got a smile out of me.

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