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AWAY ..WITH THE GREY !?X

AWAY ..WITH THE GREY !?X

NO WAY HOSE"! NOW MY PUBES ARE GOING GREY!
ARE THEY FUCK N HERE TO STAY!
THEY CAN GO THE FUCK AWAY!
I,D RATHER HAVE JUST SKIN!
THAN PUBES THAT ARE GREYING!
PUT,S YA OFF, WHAT YOU ARE LAYING!
I PUT BLEACH ON ME HEAD!
TO HIDE THE GREY S, WAS 
NOT EXPECTING GREY PUBE STRAYS!
I,D RATHER WHIP OFF THE BLOODY LOT !
WEIRD AT FIRST. COS YA LOOK LIKE A TOT!
BUT THE ADVANTAGES THAT IT 
CAUSES. AMOUNT TO QUITE A LOT
BEATS FUCK N ABOUT WITH THE GREY!
BEEN BALD AS A BABYS BUM. TO THIS DAY!
I DONT NEED REMINDING
THAT IT,S PROBABLY GREY!
THAT REMIND,S ME, IT,S BATH DAY TODAY!
ALWAYS GOT A GOOD RAZOR NEAR BY!
BUT HEY. I,D RATHER HAVE NONE THERES
NO WAY MY" NOON" WILL EVER BE SILVER GREY : ) X
IT CAN STAY THIS WAY. TO MY DYING DAY
EVEN IF I HAVE TA PAY?
TO KEEP THE FUCK N GREY AWAY!

Tracy Timothy xx

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