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BAA-BAA...NEED,S THE BARBAR!?X

BAA-BAA...NEED,S THE BARBAR!?X

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD CUT MY HAIR!
COS I CANT GET ANY BLOODY WHERE!
I CANT SEE FUCK ALL!
COS MY FRINGE DOES FALL!
I AINT GOT NO HANDS
TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY!
I NEED TO GET TO THE BARBAR,S
& SEE OUR JASON TODAY!
GET  A SHORT BACK & SIDES
OR EVEN A CROP!
& WHILE I,M HERE
YA CAN TRIM UP ME COCK!
IF I CAN FIND MY WAY...THAT IS!
COS I CANT SEE FUCK ALL
OUT OF THIS MANE OF FRIZZ!
OR WHERE THE FUCK
THE BARBARS EVEN IS!

Tracy Timothy xx

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