Poem -

Baby It is Cold Outside

Baby It is Cold Outside

Baby It is cold outside
Response:  No it is not we live in
Southern California

I guess I cannot
argue with that
but I do 
not want you
to go
and for Ca
Baby It is cold outside
Response:  It is 55 degrees
Your just trying
to get in my pants

And your point?
I am not  trying
to do a Harvey Weinstein
on ya
Girl!
I am just trying
to get some

Because
Baby it is Cold outside

Response:  Your offensive
and your poking fun
at the victims of the 
METOO movement!

Get over your damn self
no one is taking
away from 
another persons
pain
We are just
tired of the Political Correct
Bullshit
and are
saying enough
is
enough
and 
with that
you can go
out and protest with your
pink beanie
but
don't forget your jacket
cuz
Baby it is cold Outside!

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

I wonder if Tom and Jerry are safe?

?

Xena The Princess Warrior is fine too...

What happens to the World when people try to expell God out of it?

Look at what happened to the Schools when people try to expell Him out of them?

God isn't leaving but, one two Freddy's coming for you, three four better lock your door...

Five Six grab your crucifix...

Try to take God out of the World?

What do people think would happen?

?

God isn't going anywhere even after we're gone...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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GREG TUCKER THE...

Feathers
I get there has been tremendous abuse out there.  We should never forget that.  However demonizing a purely innocent song and an era in which there was sort of decency just is wrong.  

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