Poem -

BANG ME

BANG ME

It is 
sad yet
true
that
most
men
initially
do
not
have
the
Romantic
intent
in
wooing
a potential 
mate

Our first
instinct
is
to
hunt
conquer
and
plunder

Now Ladies
I know
your
guy
sitting
next
to you
reading
this
is gonna
say

Babe
this is
not
true!
This
guy
is a Neanderthal
A real PIG!!

Believe him if you
Want
But just
think about
this
a
Dog
will
learn to
sit
rollover
and do 
all sorts
of tricks
to get
a meaty
BONE

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And
as it is
with us
men
We learned
how to
become romantic
and civilized
not because
it was in our
nature
rather
it became
a necessity
to our
SURVIVAL 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Comments

author
zZzleepy

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy!!!!"
I'm down for Rod Stewart and your write, i like it. lol
(we just want love; not so hard...hahahaha)

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author
pauline codd

Tee hee.. Maybe there are women like that too.. Who just go along with the charade.. Good words.. We want to know more.. 

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