BARBIE CLOTHES SALE !?X

WHO THE HELL, WOULD THIS FIT?
ONLY A CHILD. WOULD FIT IN IT!
DO YOU HAVE A SIZE
FOR PEOPLE WHO EAT PIES ?
FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY EAT!
REAL PEOPLE, WHO EAT REAL TATTERS & MEAT!
WHO THE HELL IS THIS PETITE?
IT WOULD NOT EVEN GO
OVER MY BLOODY FEET!
LET ALONE, MY BLOODY SEAT
WHO SAYS SHOPPING 
IS A BLOODY TREAT?
& ALL THIS SHOPPING LARK
IS JUST MAKING ME WANNA EAT!
SO MUCH, FOR BEING DISCREET
COR. WAIT TIL I TELL OUR PETE!
THE ONLY PERSON, THIS WILL FIT IS BARBIE
BUT THAT BITCH IS PLASTIC
& I LOVE ME MEAT
& I,VE GOT A PETE & NOT A KEN
& I WONT BE COMING HERE AGAIN!!
IT,S NO GOOD HAVING A SALE
COMPARED TO THIS. I,M A BLOODY WHALE

Tracy Timothy xx