Bartholomew And Clare
Gather round all you little kiddies
Got a story I'd like to share
Bout a tiny mouse named Bartholomew
And a hulking big bear called Clare!
Now Clare wasn't the least bit happy
That his name sounded quite a bit girly
Had a wee mousey friend Bartholomew
Who's name sounded strong and burly!
So hulking big Clare the unhappy bear
Asked his mousy friend Bartholomew
If he'd be so kind and wouldn't mind
Switching names, that'd be so cool!
Bartholomew said he wanted some time
To check with dear Cynthia his friend
About this idea of switching names
On her opinion he would depend!
Cynthia said, “If you want my opinion
Your name doesn't sound like a bear
But if Clare wants the name Bartholomew
We're still friends but now you'll be Clare!”
A name doesn't change the person you are
You'll be the same friend in the end
So forever after Mr. Bartholomew Bear
And wee mousey Clare stayed friends!
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Comments
Small and large creatures taught lessons of life, a skilled with a final moral fable, a name does not change a person or an animal, but there are names that are best suited to the character and the personality of animals and people. I love the stories starring animals. A greeting.
I wonder how many people like or dislike their given name... interesting!!! Greetings!
Many celebrities have changed its name, sometimes for better and sometimes for worst, Norma Jean I think a name much more beautiful and interesting that Marilyn Monroe, also Bernard Schwartz seems to me a much more interesting than Tony Curtis name.